HOUSE OF THE DEAD (2003)

House-of-the-Dead_610

Christopher

This was the second time I watched this movie? I saw it first with my dad whenever it came out on DVD. I remember then that it was bad so I was more than happy to revisit it since I really didn’t remember it.

The worst part about this movie is that the end finale is a fight between two main characters and some zombie scientist. I can see this being okay except for this scene the director decided to film it in broad daylight? The effects are bad enough but for some reason daylight horror scenes just aren’t as scary.

The best part about this movie is that there are a ton of boobs in the beginning. But that quickly goes away when everyone dies.

Probably don’t waste your time with this movie.

Elizabeth

Well, I know I’m not the target audience for House of the Dead. First of all, I didn’t even realize this was based on a video game. Second of all . . . well, I’m not a 12 year old boy? That’s who this movie seems to be geared toward, although I think even 12 year old boys deserve a little more credit than that.

House of the Dead is bizarre, but not in the way it wants to be. It just doesn’t make any sense. It’s also a movie that made me pretty sad, because Jürgen Prochnow of Das Boot is in it (and his character’s name is Captain Kirk, which doesn’t help anything). Also, one of the main characters is in an American flag jumpsuit the entire time and I was pretty convinced I had seen her in a few pornos before, but I guess I was mistaken. Still, I think House of the Dead is too boring to really make it worthwhile to watch in any sense.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s